On a moonless night deep in the swamps of Arkansas, all that could be heard above the low din of the crickets was the throaty growl of a '79 Trans Am. As Buford P. Bucknut raced home to his trailer in the unincorporated town of Rattlecrack, he pushed his V8 engine to the limit, barely outpacing the approaching storm. In an instant, a rogue flash of lightning cut through the darkness and struck the ... Read more

Some say Hoss was born with a guitar in his hands. They'd be right - literally - owing to an unusual automobile collision his mother had with a musical instrument delivery truck during her pregnancy. Fortunately for Hoss the guitar did not block his mother's birth canal and ironically, the incident served as a prenatal preview of his future guitar god status. At the age of nine his shredding captured the attention of rockers domestic and abroad. Many well known classic rock albums are clear ... Read more

Raised by his half cousin-uncle in Puckerbush, Alabama, The Reverend holds the distinction of being the first member of the Saddles who has murdered a man using a drumstick, although he almost certainly will not be the last. Now a rigid man of the cloth, Reverend was never caught or punished for his crime due to his relatively low profile stemming from an incestuous birth defect, which eventually rendered him mute. Since his early trouble with the law, Reverend has kept ... Read more

A current resident of Beavershave, Louisiana, El Guapo is the token pretty boy guitarist in the Blazin' Saddles. Legally married to a vanity mirror in his bathroom, Guapo spends most of his time wooing his own reflection while he strums his guitar softly. The inactivity often renders Guapo restless as a hen on a hot griddle and spurs him to head into town to wet his whistle with a few pints of wobbly pop. El Guapo can get awfully roostered up when he means to ... Read more

Every Southern band worth its salt needs a cowboy to anchor their tunes to the floor with a rich bass line. As luck would have it, The Saddles found such a man in Ace Fantastic, a Southern gent from Fustercluck, Arkansas. Always out to make a quick buck, Ace had founded his own private detective agency that bore the ironic name "Ace's High," just one of many half-cooked ventures the zealous entrepreneur established. Truth be told, it was Ace who ... Read more